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Stuk Top half 04 Feb 16 2.11pm | |
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Jamie mentioned the Darwin awards in another thread, this is a definite contender.
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Hoof Hearted 04 Feb 16 3.13pm | |
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McDeath?
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topcat Holmesdale / Surbiton 04 Feb 16 3.30pm | |
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"Cardiff Coroner's Court heard Mr Bray, who had been drinking, but not enough to affect his judgement" No bloody excuse then.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. |
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npn Crowborough 04 Feb 16 3.40pm | |
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I bet the "Supersize me" bloke is unbearable today: "See, I told you it was bad for you"
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jamiemartin721 Reading 04 Feb 16 3.43pm | |
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Stupid man tries to impress stupid friends by doing something stupid that kills him. Society +1
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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Stuk Top half 04 Feb 16 3.43pm | |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
McDeath? It certainly wasn't a happy meal.
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jamiemartin721 Reading 04 Feb 16 3.58pm | |
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Originally posted by Stuk
It certainly wasn't a happy meal. It was the 99p Saver Menu.... Clearly not a life saver menu.
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jamiemartin721 Reading 04 Feb 16 3.59pm | |
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Would you like die's with that.
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bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 04 Feb 16 4.00pm | |
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At least the coroner wasn't told any whoppers, he had been out on the sauce, Lettuce all spare a thought for his family who must be choked up at the news.
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Stuk Top half 04 Feb 16 4.05pm | |
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It left him in a pickle.
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Beastie 04 Feb 16 4.08pm | |
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Bet it made him grimace. (old-skool reference)
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