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View 7mins's Profile 7mins Flag In the bush 20 Apr 16 10.24am Send a Private Message to 7mins Add 7mins as a friend

A thread to document all the bellends you meet in your everyday life.

Young wannabe gangsta on train this morning, sitting with his legs so far apart that one foot is in the way of passengers walking through the train, we all step over it... Apart from a elderly lady who treads on his toe... He responds "watch where you're going ya stupid bitch"
I tell him shut up, he threatens to "slice me" and then tells me he "has hands"?? (Dunno what that means) and every other commuter just bury their heads in the morning papers.
Thanks for the back up guys!
One day some little thug is gonna catch me on a bad day... Then he'll probably claim to be the victim and I'll end up in stir.

Who the feck calls a old lady in her 70's a stupid bitch?

I must add, as soon as she trod on his foot she apologised.

 

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View JL85's Profile JL85 Flag London,SE9 20 Apr 16 10.40am Send a Private Message to JL85 Add JL85 as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

A thread to document all the bellends you meet in your everyday life.

Young wannabe gangsta on train this morning, sitting with his legs so far apart that one foot is in the way of passengers walking through the train, we all step over it... Apart from a elderly lady who treads on his toe... He responds "watch where you're going ya stupid bitch"
I tell him shut up, he threatens to "slice me" and then tells me he "has hands"?? (Dunno what that means) and every other commuter just bury their heads in the morning papers.
Thanks for the back up guys!
One day some little thug is gonna catch me on a bad day... Then he'll probably claim to be the victim and I'll end up in stir.

Who the feck calls a old lady in her 70's a stupid bitch?

I must add, as soon as she trod on his foot she apologised.

I found out pretty quickly that if someone is actually going to do something, they actually just do it then give it the biggun. Anyone who gives it the biggun is on the edge out what they're actually prepared to do, 9 times out of 10.

A swift slap to the chops would have silenced this c***.

 

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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 20 Apr 16 11.07am Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

A gentle step on his ankle a la Roy Keane and a quick apology to his writhing body would have been a good way to start his morning.

Good on you for speaking up though.

Probably a London thing to ignore it but down here in sunny South Devon we tend to make it our business - and quickly - if someone is in a bit of bother. A bit of community self-policing.

 


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View kennybrowns leftfoot's Profile kennybrowns leftfoot Flag Reigate 20 Apr 16 11.48am Send a Private Message to kennybrowns leftfoot Add kennybrowns leftfoot as a friend

Ahh yes the good old 'if I bury my head in the newspaper this will all go away' mentality from the other passengers... Very very common on the train. I experienced this first hand when grappling with a scaffolder who had head butted the ticket inspector and broken his nose.

Strangely enough when I had overpowered him, held him down and then the police took him away at the next stop I all of a sudden got lots of 'well dones' and slaps on the back from the city gents with there newspapers.. Not one of them helped during the struggle. Weirdly the only person who did help was a woman who was in her late 60s.

 


Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes your ahead, sometimes your behind, the race is long. But in the end it's only with yourself!!

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 20 Apr 16 12.29pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

trains are full of vermin looking to bully others.
Mrs KD gets the train home from Blackfriars most evenings.
some s*** pot was pissed on the train abusing & threatening people.
He grabbed some suit by the neck and started getting on.
Mrs KD asked the carriage if they were just going to sit quiet and let this go, not help the poor fella being bashed.
After a few seconds of deafening silence an old boy in his 7os stands up and offers help.
Thankfully this shamed some younger men into assisting who wrestled said s*** pot to the ground and sat on him until transport police boarded train.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View topcat's Profile topcat Flag Holmesdale / Surbiton 20 Apr 16 12.51pm Send a Private Message to topcat Add topcat as a friend

I once helped out someone who was being picked on. I was hit unconscious, woke up with a broken nose and a ruined shirt and the bloke I was helping was nowhere to be seen. I don't think I would help out anyone now unless I was with mates to back me up.

 


It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

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bubble wrap Flag Carparks in South East London 20 Apr 16 2.44pm

I hate people that are disrespectful to older people.
When i was younger older people could give children a slap if they were rude and if you went home and told your parents they would give you a hiding too.
Now people think they can do what they want and get away with it. Normally it takes one person to be brave and stand up to them and others will follow or the bully will melt.if not smash him in the face.

 

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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 20 Apr 16 3.45pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by bubble wrap

I hate people that are disrespectful to older people.
When i was younger older people could give children a slap if they were rude

Policemen and teachers too but nowadays if you give some scrote a hard stare you will find yourself in court on a human rights charge

 

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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards View Hrolf The Ganger's Profile Hrolf The Ganger Flag 20 Apr 16 3.55pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Why are people surprised? This is the country we wanted or at least some of us did.

You have a certain attitude toward the scum of the world and this is where it gets you.
A lack of education and discipline, the glorifying of violence and those who indulge in it and the influence of aggressive foreign cultures have all contributed.

Well done government.

 

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Inapickle Flag South West 21 Apr 16 8.41pm

..take a pic with feet in discribed postion and post it on the net.

 

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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 21 Apr 16 8.49pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

The chap sounds like a low-life guttersnipe who's all hat and no cattle.

 

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View fed up eagle's Profile fed up eagle Flag Between Horley, Surrey and Preston... 22 Apr 16 9.47am Send a Private Message to fed up eagle Add fed up eagle as a friend

What was Wayne Rooney doing on the train in the first place?

Other people you cross in every day life are young dickheads who drive around in Vauxhall Corsas or Citroen Saxos. The cars have all the bodykit and a big bore exhaust. Said driver usually has a 'don't f**k wiv me bruv' look on their faces, hurling empty cans of Red Bull and a barrage of abuse at pedestrians or other road users who happen to be in 'their space'.
Yoof of today are dickheads.

 

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