It's grim up north.

And that's just the women.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

True, but when i have family still up there, it ain't that much of a joke.

I'm a blind man, i'm a blind man, now my room is cold,
When a blind man cries, Lord, he feels it from his soul.
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The new Tellytubbies?

Or the prospect of signing an injured player

I remember very well this peanut lady from my time up the grass bank of the Holmesdale end. I suppose it's the same one.

Mrs Minchella. Well, I never knew....after all these years.

Very evocative, for me.

Who remembers Joyce the voice?

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn