I've been trying to compile a first XI of famous people who obviously never played for Palace but whose names sound like they might have done. I've got four or five but I'm struggling from that point. So far ...

Ronnie Hazlehurst
Frank Whittle
Jack Johnson
Clodah Rogers

... any more?

Neil Armstrong
Eddie Edwards
Vincent Price
Crispy Suckling Pig
Hammond Organ
Wee Gorgie Wood
John Craven Newsround
Jose Lombardo (local electrician)
Angus Young
Bon Scott
Ambose cream rice
Ozzy Osbourne

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

Frank Cannon

Roy Plumley

Boris “magic hat” Johnson

Kevin Spacey (looking to bang one in) Too soon?

One more point

Danny Fa fer fer fetch a cloth Granville
Cameron Jerome Flynn