That just gave me a vision of him being held down whilst a bottle of whisky is poured down his throat (Scottish first half), then he is tied flat of the deck of a wooden ship which is pushed out to sea whilst flaming arrows are fired at it until it drifts off in a burning mass (Viking second half)

What a splendid way to go........in a blaze of glory

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

Great vision.

Perhaps the boat should be sent down the Thames, with arrows fired from either bank, slowly polluting inner London as it burns yet still remaining below the 20 mph limit to remain within the law.

Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

Yes, less crime, freeze on public transport fares, more housing, more public trust - a born achiever. Gets things done.

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I expect there are plenty of no go areas these days.

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Khan destroying London but at least joggers will have better air quality whilst getting mugged. The priorities are, ironically, smoke screens.

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They can do a Khan survey of everyone in London on their most pressing issues. I'd bet crime, homelessness, healthcare, cost of living and immigration are above air quality. Yet, air quality it is. f*** the other problems - presumably they'll sort themselves because Khan isn't. For balance, I'd also criticise the Tories for allowing it. Presumably both parties are playing political games to point score against their rivals, rather than address any actual problems average people face.

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